He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Text me some of your sweat
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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