I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
