it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Are we still banned from the library?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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