at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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