This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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