If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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