I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
if only i could text you this smell
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Randomize