He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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