I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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