it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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