I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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