question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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