Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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