i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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