I must be too annoying 4 u.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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