I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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