We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
