Welp...herpes.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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