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(843): View more from South Carolina

i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.

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(949): View more from California

I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?

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(248): View more from Michigan

Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?

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(763): View more from Minnesota

chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30

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(903): View more from Texas

I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...

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(406): View more from Montana

"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.

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