i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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