All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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