I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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