My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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