I want to make a zoo with you.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
