On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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