dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
we made out on top of his cat.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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