You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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