so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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