Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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