Just cropdusted the office
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
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