She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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