At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Terrible idea I love it
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