Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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