I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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