I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Randomize
