I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Randomize
