i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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