To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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