Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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