I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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