We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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