I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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