Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
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