I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I have surprise drugs for everyone
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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