the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
there is glitter all over my balls
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