not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Enjoy the penises
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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