am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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