I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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