I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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