never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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