Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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