butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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