I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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